YOU SAID:

I think Ill have a tuppence shoved inside my cloaca.

INTO JAPANESE

排泄物が排泄腔内に押し込まれていると思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think the excrement is being pushed into the excretory cavity.

INTO JAPANESE

排泄物は排泄腔に押し込まれていると思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think the excrement has been pushed into the excretory cavity.

INTO JAPANESE

排泄物は排泄腔に押し込まれたと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think the excrement has been pushed into the excretory cavity.