YOU SAID:
I think therefore I am but I function because of coffee
INTO JAPANESE
私はしたがって、私は思うが、私はコーヒーのために機能する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I therefore I think, but I work for coffee
INTO JAPANESE
だから私は思うが、私はコーヒーのために働く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I think, but I work for coffee
INTO JAPANESE
だから私は思うが、私はコーヒーのために働く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I think, but I work for coffee
Come on, you can do better than that.