YOU SAID:

i took a hoyer sized dookie at mcdonalds

INTO JAPANESE

マクドナルドでホイヤーサイズのお菓子を食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a Hoyer-sized snack at McDonald's

INTO JAPANESE

マクドナルドでホイヤーサイズのスナックを食べました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a Hoyer-sized snack at McDonald's