YOU SAID:

I used to be nothing but the email guy Now I'm the "It burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns!" guy Hahahaha!

INTO JAPANESE

昔はメール担当だったのに、今は「痛い！痛い！やめて！助けて！痛い！」担当です。ハハハハ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I used to be the email guy, but now I'm the "Ouch! Ouch! Stop! Help! Ouch!" guy. Hahahaha!

INTO JAPANESE

昔はメール担当だったのに、今は「痛い！痛い！やめて！助けて！痛い！」担当です。ハハハハ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I used to be the email guy, but now I'm the "Ouch! Ouch! Stop! Help! Ouch!" guy. Hahahaha!