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I used to eat pee poo farts but now I am egg

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私はおしっこのおならを食べていたが、今は卵

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I was eating pee's fart but now eggs

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私はおしっこのおならを今食べていた

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I was eating pee's fart now

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私は今おしっこのおならを食べていた

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I was eating pee's fart now