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I want a dog a soon as i can and my sister is weird

INTO JAPANESE

早く犬が欲しくて妹が変

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My sister is strange because I want a dog soon

INTO JAPANESE

すぐに犬が欲しいのでおかしな妹

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Funny sister because i want a dog soon

INTO JAPANESE

私はすぐに犬が欲しいので面白い妹

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Funny sister because i want a dog soon