Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I want goose to love me forever and kiss me

INTO JAPANESE

ガチョウに永遠に愛してもらいたいし、キスしてもらいたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want the goose to love me forever and kiss me.

INTO JAPANESE

私はガチョウが永遠に私を愛し、私にキスしたい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want the goose to love me forever and kiss me.

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That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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