YOU SAID:
i want to drive my head into the nearest rock i can find
INTO JAPANESE
一番近くにある岩に頭を突っ込みたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to stick my head in the nearest rock
INTO JAPANESE
一番近くの岩に頭突っ込みたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to stick my head in the nearest rock
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