YOU SAID:
I want to have sexual relations with a pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザと性的関係を持ちたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to have sexual relations with pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザと性的関係を持ちたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to have sexual relations with pizza.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.