YOU SAID:
I want to put my hand on your bacon
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのベーコンに手を入れたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to reach for your bacon
INTO JAPANESE
ベーコンに手を伸ばしたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to reach for bacon
INTO JAPANESE
ベーコンに手を伸ばしたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to reach for bacon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.