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I wanted to see if I could paint it red, but I couldn't find enough goats...so I scrapped it. So that's why we found my fatger's car covered it goat blood and crashed into a Dairy Queen.

INTO JAPANESE

赤く塗れるか試してみたかったんだけど、ヤギが足りなくて…結局ボツにした。それで、うちの太った親の車がヤギの血まみれになってデイリークイーンに突っ込んだのが見つかったわけ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to see if I could paint it red, but I didn't have enough goats... so I scrapped it. So then my fat parents found their car covered in goat blood after crashing into a Dairy Queen.

INTO JAPANESE

赤く塗れるか試してみたかったんだけど、ヤギが足りなくて…結局ボツにしたんだ。そうしたら、太った両親がデイリークイーンにぶつかって、ヤギの血まみれの車を見つけたんだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to see if I could paint it red, but I didn't have enough goats... so I scrapped it. Then my fat parents crashed into a Dairy Queen and found their car covered in goat blood.

INTO JAPANESE

赤く塗れるか試してみたかったんだけど、ヤギが足りなくて…だからボツにしたんだ。それから、太った両親がデイリークイーンにぶつかって、車がヤギの血まみれになっているのを発見したんだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to see if I could paint it red, but I didn't have enough goats... so I scrapped it. Then my fat parents crashed into a Dairy Queen and discovered their car covered in goat blood.

INTO JAPANESE

赤く塗れるか試してみたかったんだけど、ヤギが足りなくて…だからボツにしたんだ。それから、太った両親がデイリークイーンにぶつかり、ヤギの血まみれの車を発見したんだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to see if I could paint it red, but I didn't have enough goats... so I scrapped it. Then my fat parents crashed into a Dairy Queen and discovered their car covered in goat blood.