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I was feeling very inclined to touch his ears with my long and wildly flailing tongue. I went in to lick it with massive force but missed by a few inches, my tongue landing inside his left nostril.

INTO JAPANESE

私は長く激しくはためく舌で彼の耳に触りたくなりました。私はすごい力でそれをなめようとしましたが、数センチメートルずれて、舌が彼の左の鼻の中に落ちてしまいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to touch his ear with my long, vigorous tongue. I tried to lick it with great force, but it slipped a few centimeters and my tongue fell into his left nostril.

INTO JAPANESE

長くて勢いのある舌で彼の耳に触れたかった。勢いよく舐めようとしたのですが、数センチ滑ってしまい、舌が彼の左の鼻の穴に入ってしまいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to touch his ear with my long, vigorous tongue. I tried to lick it vigorously, but it slipped a few inches and my tongue went into his left nostril.

INTO JAPANESE

長くて勢いのある舌で彼の耳に触れたかった。勢いよく舐めようとしたのですが、数センチずれてしまい、舌が彼の左の鼻の穴に入ってしまいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to touch his ear with my long, vigorous tongue. I tried to lick it vigorously, but it slipped a few centimeters and my tongue went into his left nostril.

INTO JAPANESE

長く勢いのある舌で彼の耳に触れたかった。勢いよく舐めようとしたのですが、数センチずれてしまい、左の鼻の穴に舌が入ってしまいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to touch his ear with my long, vigorous tongue. I tried to lick it vigorously, but it slipped a few centimeters and my tongue went into my left nostril.

INTO JAPANESE

長く勢いのある舌で彼の耳に触れたかった。勢いよく舐めようとしたのですが、数センチ滑ってしまい左の鼻の穴に舌が入ってしまいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to touch his ear with my long, vigorous tongue. I tried to lick it vigorously, but it slipped a few centimeters and my tongue went into my left nostril.