YOU SAID:
i was locked in my parents car. the police had to fish me out with a stick. grasshoppers run the world with their fishy steaks.
INTO JAPANESE
親の車に閉じ込められました。警察は棒で私を捕まえなければなりませんでした。バッタは生臭いステーキで世界を動かしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was trapped in my parent's car. The police had to catch me with sticks. Grasshoppers run the world with their fishy steaks.
INTO JAPANESE
親の車に閉じ込められました。警察は棒で私を捕まえなければなりませんでした。バッタは生臭いステーキで世界を動かしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was trapped in my parent's car. The police had to catch me with sticks. Grasshoppers run the world with their fishy steaks.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.