YOU SAID:

I was on the toilet and I burped. When I burped it was a hot burp. Scintillating.

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレにいて、私はうんざりした。私がうんざりしたとき、それは熱いおしりでした。シンチレーション。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was in the toilet and I got fed up. When I got tired, it was a hot ass. Scintillation.

INTO JAPANESE

「あなたを"候補"に加えます」 って　この書類が届いたの

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I solved a crossword puzzle in the newspaper and I got this letter saying that I was a candidate for some sort of mysterious job.

INTO JAPANESE

「あなたを"候補"に加えます」 って　この書類が届いたの

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I solved a crossword puzzle in the newspaper and I got this letter saying that I was a candidate for some sort of mysterious job.