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i was once at school and i found a burger on the ground and i ate it and i died please come to my funeral

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて学校にいて、地面にハンバーガーを見つけてそれを食べました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I used to be in school, I found a hamburger on the ground and ate it.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて学校に通っていた、私は地面にハンバーガーを見つけて食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I used to go to school, I found a hamburger on the ground and ate

INTO JAPANESE

私は学校に通っていた、私は地面にハンバーガーを見つけて食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to school, I found a hamburger on the ground and ate

INTO JAPANESE

私は学校に行った、私は地面にハンバーガーを見つけて食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to school, I found a hamburger on the ground and ate