YOU SAID:
I was upside-down and inside out
INTO JAPANESE
私は上下逆さまでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was upside down
INTO JAPANESE
私は逆さまでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I turned upside down
INTO JAPANESE
私は逆さまになりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I turned upside down
You should move to Japan!