YOU SAID:

I went in the bathtub and pooped

INTO JAPANESE

私は浴槽に行き、ウンチだから

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I went into the tub and pooped

INTO JAPANESE

私は浴槽に入り、へとへとになった

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I went into the tub and buggered

INTO JAPANESE

私は浴槽に入り、使い物になりません。

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I went into the bath tub and useless.

INTO JAPANESE

風呂の浴槽に、役に立たない行きました。

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Useless in the bath tub, I went.

INTO JAPANESE

風呂の浴槽で役に立たないと行きました。

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I went and useless in the bath tub.

INTO JAPANESE

行ったと浴槽で役に立たない。

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Was useless in the bath tub.

INTO JAPANESE

浴槽で駄目だった。

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It was useless in the bath tub.

INTO JAPANESE

浴槽で駄目だった。

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It was useless in the bath tub.