YOU SAID:

I went to a Chinese restaurant and slapped the owner and then he ate me and then I died

INTO JAPANESE

私は中華料理店に行き、オーナーを平手打ちしました、そして彼は私を食べました、そして私は死にました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to a Chinese restaurant and slapped the owner, and he ate me, and I died

INTO JAPANESE

私は中華料理店に行ってオーナーを平手打ちしました、そして彼は私を食べました、そして私は死にました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to a Chinese restaurant and slapped the owner, and he ate me, and I died