YOU SAID:

I went to buy myself a brand new rusty spork

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分で真新しいさびたスポークを買いに行きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to buy a brand new rusty spoke myself

INTO JAPANESE

私は真新しいさびた話を自分で買いに行きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to buy a brand new rusty story myself

INTO JAPANESE

さびた新しい物語を自分で買いに行きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to buy a rusty new story myself

INTO JAPANESE

さびた新しい話を自分で買いに行きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to buy a rusty new story myself