YOU SAID:

i went to the party and roofied my own drink, i slapped a bartender, sucked someones nasty toes, grabbed a shovel, and ate some pickles

INTO JAPANESE

私はパーティーに行って自分の飲み物を屋根にし、バーテンダーを平手打ちし、誰かの厄介なつま先を吸い、シャベルをつかみ、漬物を食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to a party and roofed my drink, slapped the bartender, smoked someone's nasty toes, grabbed a shovel and ate pickles

INTO JAPANESE

私はパーティーに行き、私の飲み物を屋根にし、バーテンダーを平手打ちし、誰かの厄介なつま先を吸い、シャベルをつかんで漬物を食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to a party, roofed my drink, slapped the bartender, smoked someone's nasty toes, grabbed a shovel and ate pickles

INTO JAPANESE

私はパーティーに行き、飲み物を屋根にし、バーテンダーを平手打ちし、誰かの厄介なつま先を吸い、シャベルをつかんで漬物を食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to a party, roofed a drink, slapped a bartender, smoked someone's nasty toes, grabbed a shovel and ate pickles

INTO JAPANESE

私はパーティーに行き、飲み物を屋根にし、バーテンダーを平手打ちし、誰かの厄介なつま先を吸い、シャベルをつかんで漬物を食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to a party, roofed a drink, slapped a bartender, smoked someone's nasty toes, grabbed a shovel and ate pickles