YOU SAID:

I will be called 69 for the rest of my life if this gets 100 likes

INTO JAPANESE

これが100好きになれば私は私の人生の残りのために69と呼ばれるようになります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this is 100 lovers I will be called 69 for the rest of my life

INTO JAPANESE

これが100人の恋人であれば、私は残りの人生のために69と呼ばれるでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this is 100 lovers, I will be called 69 for the rest of my life

INTO JAPANESE

これが100人の恋人なら、私は私の人生の残りのために69と呼ばれるでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this is 100 lovers, I will be called 69 for the rest of my life