YOU SAID:

I WILL COMMIT A SERIES OF HORRIBLE ARSON ATTEMPTS AND THEY WILL ALL BE SUCCESSFUL AND I WILL NEVER GET CAUGHT YES YES YES!!!

INTO JAPANESE

私は一連の恐ろしい放火未遂を犯します、そしてそれらはすべて成功します、そして私は決して捕まりません、はい、はい、はい！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I commit a series of horrific arson attempts, and they all succeed, and I never get caught, yes, yes, yes!

INTO JAPANESE

私は一連の恐ろしい放火未遂を犯しました、そしてそれらはすべて成功しました、そして私は決して捕まりません、はい、はい、はい！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I've committed a series of horrific arson attempts, and they've all been successful, and I'll never get caught, yes, yes, yes!

INTO JAPANESE

私は一連の恐ろしい放火未遂を犯しました、そしてそれらはすべて成功しました、そして私は決して捕まりません、はい、はい、はい！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I've committed a series of horrific arson attempts, and they've all been successful, and I'll never get caught, yes, yes, yes!