YOU SAID:

I will eat a dead bunny if a hairy spider crawls up my nose.

INTO JAPANESE

毛むくじゃらのクモが私の鼻を這うなら、私は死んだバニーを食べるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If a hairy spider crawls my nose, I will eat a dead bunny.

INTO JAPANESE

毛むくじゃらのクモが私の鼻を這うなら、私は死んだバニーを食べるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If a hairy spider crawls my nose, I will eat a dead bunny.