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I will eat my hot dogs if money burns itself

INTO JAPANESE

お金が燃えたら私はホットドッグを食べる

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When money burns I eat hot dogs

INTO JAPANESE

お金が燃えるときに私はホットドッグを食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat hot dogs when money burns

INTO JAPANESE

私はお金が燃えるときにホットドッグを食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat hot dogs when money burns