YOU SAID:
I will now bare the naked truth of your baby days!
INTO JAPANESE
私は今あなたの赤ちゃんの日の裸の真実を裸!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was now naked to your baby, the naked truth!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの赤ちゃんは、裸の真実に裸ではなりました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your baby is now naked the naked truth!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの赤ちゃんは今裸裸の真実!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your baby is now naked the naked truth!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.