YOU SAID:
I will only eat beef if you dance on your hands for a couple of minutes
INTO JAPANESE
手の上で数分間踊ったときだけ牛肉を食べるよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Only eat beef when you dance for a few minutes on your hands
INTO JAPANESE
手で数分間踊るときだけ牛肉を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat beef only when you dance a few minutes by hand
INTO JAPANESE
手で数分踊ったときにだけ牛肉を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Only eat beef when you dance a few minutes with your hands
INTO JAPANESE
手で数分踊るときだけ牛肉を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat beef only when you dance a few minutes with your hands
INTO JAPANESE
手で数分踊ったときにだけ牛肉を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Only eat beef when you dance a few minutes with your hands
INTO JAPANESE
手で数分踊るときだけ牛肉を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat beef only when you dance a few minutes with your hands
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