YOU SAID:

i will shoot you punch you sit on then become fat in that order

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが座っているパンチを撃ちますそしてその順序で太ります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I shoot the punch you are sitting on and get fat in that order

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが座っているパンチを撃ち、その順序で太ります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I shoot the punch you are sitting on and get fat in that order