YOU SAID:

i wish i was at home beating my meat on the toilet

INTO JAPANESE

私は家にいて、私の肉をトイレで殴っていたらいいと思う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think I should stay home and hit my meat with a toilet

INTO JAPANESE

私は家にいて、トイレで私の肉を叩くべきだと思う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think I should stay home and hit my flesh in the toilet

INTO JAPANESE

私は家にいなければならず、トイレで私の肉を殴るべきだと思う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think I should be at home and should hit my flesh in the toilet

INTO JAPANESE

私は家にいなければならないと思うし、トイレで私の肉を殴るべきだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think I have to stay home and I should hit my flesh in the toilet

INTO JAPANESE

私は家にいなければならないと思うトイレで私の肉を打つ必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must beat my meat on the toilet I think I have to stay home.

INTO JAPANESE

私は家にいなければならないと思うトイレに私の肉を打つ必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must beat my meat on the toilet I think I have to stay home.