YOU SAID:

i wish the earth was flat so i could yeet myself off the edge

INTO JAPANESE

私は地球が平らだったので私は端から自分自身を迎えることができる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can greet myself from the end because the earth was flat

INTO JAPANESE

地球は平らだったので私は最後から自分自身を迎えることができます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The earth was flat so I can greet myself from the end

INTO JAPANESE

地球は平らだったので私は端から自分自身を迎えることができる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The earth was flat so I can greet myself from the end