YOU SAID:

i woke up and decided to commit war crimes

INTO JAPANESE

私は目を覚まし、戦争犯罪を犯すことにしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up and decided to commit a war crime

INTO JAPANESE

目が覚めた俺は戦争犯罪を犯すと決めた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up and decided to commit a war crime