YOU SAID:

I wonder what time it is. It's probably about 12 hours past my bedtime, but whatever.

INTO JAPANESE

私の何時だろうか。過去の私の就寝時間がものは何でもおそらく約 12 時間です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What I wonder. Past my bedtime is anything probably about 12 hours.

INTO JAPANESE

何かしら。私の就寝時間を過ぎて何かは、おそらく約 12 時間。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wonder what. Anything past my bedtime is probably about 12 hours.

INTO JAPANESE

何ですかね。何か過去の私の就寝時間は、おそらく約 12 時間です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wonder what. Anything past my bedtime is probably about 12 hours.