YOU SAID:

I would high five you if it wouldn’t shatter every bone in my hand.

INTO JAPANESE

皆さん高 5 それは私の手のすべてのボーンを粉砕しない場合。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I high 5 when it does not crush all the bones in my hands.

INTO JAPANESE

私はときにそれは私の手ですべての骨を粉砕されません高 5。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I when it will not crush all the bones in my hands high 5.