YOU SAID:

I would've sold you my tampons if you didn't burn all the condoms

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがすべてのコンドームを燃やさなかったら、私はあなたに私のタンポンを売っただろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you hadn't burned all the condoms, I would have sold you my tampons

INTO JAPANESE

もしあなたがすべてのコンドームを燃やさなかったら、私はあなたに私のタンポンを売っていただろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you hadn't burned all the condoms, I would have sold you my tampons