YOU SAID:
If every porkchop were perfect
INTO JAPANESE
すべてのポークチョップが完璧だったら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all the pork chops were perfect
INTO JAPANESE
すべてのポークチョップが完璧だったら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all the pork chops were perfect
That didn't even make that much sense in English.