YOU SAID:
If I am just a piece of cake, then you're just a piece of meat.
INTO JAPANESE
私が単なるケーキの場合、あなたはただの肉です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I'm just a cake, you're just meat.
INTO JAPANESE
私がただのケーキなら、あなたはただの肉です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I'm just a cake, you're just meat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.