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if i ate sixteen batteries and shat out two, how dead am I?

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16個の電池を食べて2個を粉砕した場合、私はどのくらい死んでいますか。

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If I eat 16 batteries and smash 2 pieces, how long have I been dead?

INTO JAPANESE

16個の電池を食べて2個を粉砕した場合、どのくらいの期間私は死んでいますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I eat 16 batteries and smash 2 pieces, how long have I been dead?