YOU SAID:

if I can get 50 likes I will go shave my nuts

INTO JAPANESE

いいものが50個もらえたらナッツを剃るよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll shave the nuts when I get 50 good ones

INTO JAPANESE

良いものを50個手に入れたら、ナッツを剃ります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you get 50 good ones, shave the nuts

INTO JAPANESE

良いものを50個手に入れたら、ナッツを剃る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you get 50 good ones, shave the nuts