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if i chop you up in a meat grinder and the only thing that's left is your eyeball you're probably dead

INTO JAPANESE

もし私があなたを肉挽き器で切り刻んで、残ったのがあなたの目玉だけだったら、あなたはおそらく死んでいるでしょう

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If I chopped you up in a meat grinder and all that was left was your eyeballs, you'd probably be dead

INTO JAPANESE

もし私があなたを肉挽き器で切り刻んで、残ったのがあなたの目玉だけだったら、あなたはおそらく死んでいたでしょう

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If I chopped you up in a meat grinder and all that was left was your eyeballs, you'd probably be dead