YOU SAID:

if i get 2 likes i'll jump off a cliff

INTO JAPANESE

好きなものが2つ出たら、崖から飛び降ります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you get two things you like, jump off the cliff.

INTO JAPANESE

好きなものを2つ入手したら、崖から飛び降りてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you get two things you like, jump off the cliff.