YOU SAID:

if i get -69 likes i will turn into a dinosaur!

INTO JAPANESE

私は-69好き取得した場合、私は恐竜に変身します!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I get to like -69, I'll turn into a dinosaur!

INTO JAPANESE

私は-69を好きになる場合は、私は恐竜に変身します!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I would like -69, I'll turn into a dinosaur!

INTO JAPANESE

私は-69をしたい場合は、恐竜に変身します!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I want a -69, it will turn into a dinosaur!

INTO JAPANESE

私は-69をしたい場合は、恐竜に変わります!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I want a -69, it will turn into a dinosaur!