YOU SAID:

if I had a dollar for every time someone stepped on my toe, I'd have ninety seven bugs in my nose.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが足を踏み入れるたびに1ドルがあれば、私は鼻に97個のバグがあります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there is a dollar every time someone steps in, I have 97 bugs in my nose.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが入るたびにドルがあれば、私は鼻に97個のバグがあります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there is a dollar every time someone comes in, I have 97 bugs in my nose.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが来るたびに1ドルがあれば、私は鼻に97のバグがあります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there is a dollar every time someone comes, I have 97 bugs in my nose.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが来るたびに1ドルがあれば、私は鼻に97のバグがあります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there is a dollar every time someone comes, I have 97 bugs in my nose.