YOU SAID:
If I had a human eyeball for every time I thought of you, well, let's just say I could freak out a lot of kids on Halloween.
INTO JAPANESE
たびに私はよくあなたの考えの眼球がある場合ちょうどハロウィーンの子供たちの多くが陥る言います。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.