YOU SAID:

If i had a nickel for every time i pee my pants

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のズボンをおしっこのたびにニッケルを持っていた場合

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had nickel every time you pee in my pants

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンにおしっこするたびにニッケルを持っていた場合

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you had a nickel every time you pee in my pants

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは私のズボンにおしっこするたびにニッケルを持っていた場合

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you had a nickel every time you pee in my pants