YOU SAID:

If I tenderize the meatballs before the tenderloin, my wife will certainly abuse me in a physical manner. To avoid this, I will order Taco Bell and pretend that I had an aneurysm that prevented me from cooking the meats heretofore provided me.

INTO JAPANESE

テンダーロインの前にミートボールを柔らかくすると、妻は確かに肉体的な方法で私を虐待するでしょう。これを避けるために、私はタコベルを注文し、私は私が私に提供した肉を調理するのを妨げる動脈瘤を持っていたふりをします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Softening the meatballs before tenderloin would certainly make my wife abuse me in a physical way. To avoid this, I order Taco Bell and pretend I had an aneurysm preventing me from cooking the meat I provided to me.

INTO JAPANESE

テンダーロインの前にミートボールを柔らかくすると、妻は確かに物理的な方法で私を虐待するでしょう。これを避けるために、私はタコベルを注文し、私は私が私に提供した肉を調理するのを妨げる動脈瘤を持っていたふりをします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Softening the meatballs before tenderloin would certainly make my wife abuse me in a physical way. To avoid this, I order Taco Bell and pretend I had an aneurysm preventing me from cooking the meat I provided to me.