YOU SAID:

If I wanted to hear mindless droning I would befriend an air conditioner

INTO JAPANESE

私が馬鹿げた騒ぎを聞きたければ、私はエアコンになるだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I want to hear a ridiculous fuss, I will be an air conditioner

INTO JAPANESE

私がばかげた騒ぎを聞きたいなら、私はエアコンになります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I want to hear a ridiculous fuss, I will be an air conditioner