YOU SAID:

If I was a carrot, I'd sing Jingle Bells. But since I'm a human, I would still sing Jingle Bells, but now everyone would hear me.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がニンジンだったら、ジングルベルを歌うだろう。しかし、私は人間なので、私はまだジングルベルを歌うだろうが、今、誰もが私の声を聞くだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a carrot, I would sing jingle bells. But since I'm human, I'll still sing jingle bells, but now everyone will hear me.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がニンジンだったら、ジングルベルを歌うだろう。しかし、私は人間なので、私はまだジングルベルを歌いますが、今では誰もが私の声を聞くでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a carrot, I would sing jingle bells. But since I'm human, I still sing jingle bells, but now everyone will hear me.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がニンジンだったら、ジングルベルを歌うだろう。しかし、私は人間なので、私はまだジングルベルを歌いますが、今では誰もが私の声を聞くでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a carrot, I would sing jingle bells. But since I'm human, I still sing jingle bells, but now everyone will hear me.