YOU SAID:
If it ain't broke, you're doing it wrong.
INTO JAPANESE
壊れていない場合は、間違っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it's not broken, you're wrong.
INTO JAPANESE
壊れていないなら、あなたは間違っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it's not broken, you're wrong.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.