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If jeff never took my ham and cheese sandwich we would never even be in this situation but here we are. now I have his body in the trunk

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ジェフが私のハムとチーズのサンドイッチを一度も食べなかったら、私たちはこのような状況にさえならないでしょうが、ここにいます。今、私は彼の体をトランクに入れています

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If Jeff had never eaten my ham and cheese sandwich, we wouldn't even be in this situation, but we're here. Now i have his body in the trunk

INTO JAPANESE

ジェフが私のハムとチーズのサンドイッチを食べたことがなければ、私たちはこのような状況にさえなりませんでしたが、私たちはここにいます。今、私は彼の体をトランクに入れています

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We wouldn't even be in this situation if Jeff hadn't eaten my ham and cheese sandwich, but we're here. Now i have his body in the trunk

INTO JAPANESE

ジェフが私のハムとチーズのサンドイッチを食べていなかったら、私たちはこのような状況にさえなりませんでしたが、私たちはここにいます。今、私は彼の体をトランクに入れています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We wouldn't even be in this situation if Jeff hadn't eaten my ham and cheese sandwich, but we're here. Now i have his body in the trunk