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If John Henry would have eaten cheeseburgers his gases would have smelled like rotten peanut butter on steroids

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ジョン・ヘンリーがチーズバーガーを食べていたら、彼のガスはステロイドの腐ったピーナッツバターのようなにおいがしたでしょう。

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If John Henry was eating a cheeseburger, his gas would have smelled like rotten peanut butter on steroids.

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ジョン・ヘンリーがチーズバーガーを食べていたら、彼のガスはステロイドの腐ったピーナッツバターのようなにおいがしたでしょう。

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If John Henry was eating a cheeseburger, his gas would have smelled like rotten peanut butter on steroids.