YOU SAID:

If my name was Jared, I would literally implode twice.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前がジャレドだったら、文字通り二度破裂するでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my name was Jared, it would literally burst twice.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前がジャレドだったら、文字通り二度破裂するでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my name was Jared, it would literally burst twice.